Rejected Chicken Soup for the Soul Books

11. Chicken Soup for the Man Boy Lover's Soul
10. Human Soup for the Cannibal's Soul
9. Chicken Soup for the Vegan's Soul
8. Chicken Soup for White People with No Soul
7. Scalding Chicken Soup to Pour on that Bastard Who Just Cut Me Off
6. Chicken Soup for the Illiterate Soul
5. Kitchen Sopu for the Dyslexic Soul
4. Chicken Soup Enema: It's Not Just for the Soul Anymore
3. Chicken Soup for the Deposed Dictator's Soul
2. Chick Soup for Dudes with Soul
1. I Can Eat this Bowl of Chicken Soup in Less than 30 Seconds for the Inveterate Gambler's Soul