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HMMM I think the Vulcans have something here. Posted by Picasa

Thor-ax The Impailer & Steve the ________

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Ok so we all know that multiplayer games are the way to go unless your team mates are dumber then Michael Jackson at a spelling bee.

Splinter Cell Co-Op Theater 1
Splinter Cell Co-Op Theater 2


Gamers Espically will get a Kick out of these great movies, I know The Cockat00 did.
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A new banner for everybody. Link To SyNONYM!!!! Posted by Picasa
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Under a blue, nearly cloudless sky, the spacecraft lifted off at 10:39 a.m. ET, as scheduled.

"Liftoff of space shuttle Discovery, beginning America's new journey to the moon, Mars and beyond," said George Diller, the voice of shuttle launch control. Posted by Picasa

Great Balls of Fire

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This is SyNONYM's 150th post!!:)

Well Kim left Yesterday so yes its time to update this baby.
:Note this story may be unsuitable for some readers therefore in the ESRB rating I am rating this entry [T].

Marine week at Camp Geiger North Carolina, Charlie Company had been together for about three weeks and gotten to know each other pretty good. Nothing like Band of Brothers or anything but yeah you could say we knew each other by name. Anyway with three and a half weeks of training down and only a few days left to go we found ourselves standing at attention half naked in good ol white briefs in front of our racks.

You know the picture,…. old school world war II movies or Full Metal Jacket. Big open Bay barracks with bunk beds nothing else no TV just beds foot lockers and concrete, and a bunch of crazy army guys with their guns.

Only this time there was something not right, something “out of place”. Little did our Mail call Gunnery Sergeant know as he inspected us one of Charlie Company’s Midshipman (MID) had a little surprise for him…

“Five minutes prior”… “Dude Guys I just thought of the most funny thing to do when Gunny Gets here keep an eye on my and you know what I am talking about right away” The MID across the bay from me yelled. Most of the company ignoring him completely as we just did not care and wanted to go home to our lives of nothingness and video games.

“Hey get in front of your frick’n racks…..10…..7……4…..1…..yur done” The voice of a thick Boston accent reverberated through the long hollow barracks. “I got’ a look yoll over fur tattoos and shit, I don’t careif yur compfortable standin round in skivvies because were all men in here,… or at lest most of us.

I snickered to myself noting in my mind some of the guys who are little less then the picture perfect fighting machine and more resemble Peter Pan and his magical lost boys.

So we stood at attention in front of our racks gunny looking each and every one of us over, When I remembered to look across the bay. That’s when I saw Gunny’s little or not so little surprise just waiting for him. I have to say Mentally I began to laugh harder then I had in a long time at the same time thinking man does that guy have some balls if he thinks he is going to try this.
Gunny looked me over and finding nothing to complain to me about, promptly did a left face and continued on……Until he came to the Mid across the way.

Gunny looked him over also finding nothing stepped back to execute his left face tp continue on.

“Had he missed it I thought to myself how could he have missed something like that? When the battle hardened E7 stopped dead in his tracks. Turned back towards the MID and pointed down and said in his Boston accent “What is that”.. Not six inches away from Gunny’s extended pointer finger there was an object,….. round in nature and not normally seen outsides its natural habitat.
“What is What Gunny Sergeant” he Responded.
“Outside your trousers there”…a short period of silence filled the room as half of Charlie Company broke out into chaotic laughter…..

“Midshipman you better secure that Testicle…… before I secure It for You!!!!” The now red with anger Gunnery Sergeant screamed . “The rest of you shut the hell up”… but it was to late word of the shannigans had traveled down the entire barracks and Charlie Company found the majority of its people rolling around on the ground with laughter trying desperately not to be seen by the now furious Gunnery Sergeant. It was then gunny realizing that an eighteen year old kid had gotten the best of him gave out a roaring laugh turned sharply and continued onto the next half naked MID.


True story by the way it may have been one of those things you really had to be there for but I tried to capture the most or jest of the situation her for you as it is just too funny to keep to myself.

80mm

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In light of Wisconsin's recent heat trends I thought this could cool you down.

Top 11 ways geeks are cooling down in Wisonsin.

11. Peltier cooler and battery pack in stormtrooper costume.
10. Spending time in the deep space simulator.
9. Pretending temperatures are in Kelvin. It's all in your mind.
8. Replacing hot coffee in morning routine with caffeinated popsicles.
7. Reluctantly turn all the computers in the basement off to give the A/C a chance.
6. Trekking to the mountains of New Zealand to reenact scenes from The Lord of the Rings.
5. Overclocking the A/C.
4. One word: thermal paste and lots of it.
3. Homemade liquid nitrogen baths.
2. Fanning themselves with re-issues of X-Men.
1. Figure out how to reverse global warming and turn it to global freezing, prompting a new Ice Age.

Happy Birthday To e

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On this day...My 19th birthday...These things have happened in history just FYI andstuff

260 St Dionysius begins his reign as Catholic Pope
1298 English defeat Scots at Battle of Falkirk
1587 2nd English colony established on Roanoke Island off NC
1686 City of Albany, NY chartered
1775 George Washington takes command of the troops
1796 Cleveland, Ohio, founded by Gen Moses Cleaveland
1812 Duke of Wellington defeats French at Battle of Salamanca, Spain
1854 J R Hind discovers asteroid #30 Urania
1864 Battle of Atlanta-Hood attacks Sherman & suffers terrible losses
1898 Belgica crew see 1st sunrise in 1600 hrs-1st to endure Antarct winter
1905 Phila Athletic's Weldon Henley no-hits St Louis Browns, 6-0
1908 W Lorenz discovers asteroid #665 Sabine
1912 5th Olympic games in Stockholm closes
1916 A bomb went off during a Preparedness Day parade in SF killing 10
1917 Alexander Kerensky becomes Russian PM
1917 M Wolf discovers asteroids #879 Ricarda, #880 Herba & #881 Athene
1918 Lightning kills 504 sheep in Utah's Wasatch National Park
1923 Walter Johnson becomes the 1st to strikeout 3,000
1925 Yankees purchase infielder Leo Durocher
1926 105ø F (41ø C), Waterbury, Connecticut (state record)
1926 108ø F (42ø C), Troy, New York (state record)
1926 Cin Red Curt Walker ties record of 2 triples in an inning
1930 G Neujmin discovers asteroid #1306 Scythia
1930 H Van Gent discovers asteroids #1666 van Gent, #1752 van Herk &
#1945 Wesselink
1933 Caterina Jarboro sings "Aida," NYC-1st negro prima donna in US
1933 Wiley Post completes 1st round-the-world solo flight
1935 C Jackson discovers asteroids #1359 Prieska & #1360 Tarka
1935 Lester Walton appointed minister to Liberia
1936 Phillies John Moore hits 3 consecutive HRs
1937 Senate rejects FDR proposal to enlarge Supreme Court
1939 1st black woman judge (Jane Matilda Bolin-NYC)
1942 Gasoline rationing begins in US during WW II
1943 Allied forces captured Palermo, Sicily
1944 Soviets set up Polish Committee of National Liberation
1946 Estelle Bennett, rocker (The Ronettes)
1947 -8ø F (-13ø C), Charlotte Pass, NSW (Australian record)
1950 King Leopold, after 6 years in exile, returns to Belgium
1952 Polish constitution adopted (National Day)
1955 1st VP to preside over cabinet meeting-R Nixon
1955 Phillies longest win streak since 1892 hits 11
1962 1st US Venus probe, Mariner 1, fails at lift-off
1962 Chic White Sox Floyd Robinson goes 6 for 6 (all singles)
1963 Sonny Liston KOs Floyd Patterson to retain heavywieght championship
1963 The Beatles release "Introducing the Beatles"
1964 Steve Ballesteros wins the Britsh Golf Open
1967 Atlanta Braves use a record 5 pitchers in the 9th inning
1967 Jimi Hendrix quits as openoing act of the Monkees' tour
1969 Aretha Franklin arrested for disturbing the peace in Detroit
1969 USSR launches Sputnik 50 & Molniya 1-12 communications satellite
1972 27.53 cm (10.84") of rainfall, Fort Ripley, Mn (state 24-hr record)
1972 Venera 8 makes soft landing on Venus
1973 Sue Berning wins her 3rd US Golf Open championship
1975 House of Reps votes to restore citizenship to Gen Robert E Lee
1981 Turkish terrorist Mehmet Ali Agca sentenced in a Rome to life
1982 Academic Text Processing Service established in Seattle
1983 -128ø F (-89ø C) recorded, Vostok, Antarctica (world record)
1983 Dick Smith makes 1st solo helicopter flight around the world
1983 Poland's PM Januzelski lifts martial law
1984 Kathy Whitworth wins a record 85th pro golf tournament
1986 House of Reps impeaches Judge Harry E Claiborne on tax evasion
1987 Said Aouita of Morroco sets the 5k record (12:58.39) in Rome
1987 Soyuz TM-3 launched with 3 cosmonauts (1 Syrian)
1987 US began escorting re-flagged Kuwaiti tankers in Persian Gulf
1988 500 US scientists pledge to boycott Pentagon germ-warfare research
1990 Greg Lemond of US wins bicycling's 3rd tour de France
1990 Nick Faldo of England wins the British Open Golf championship
1991 Jeffrey Dahmer confesses to killing 17 males in 1978
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LOS ANGELES -- James Doohan, the burly chief engineer of the Starship Enterprise in the original "Star Trek" TV series and motion pictures who responded to the command "Beam me up, Scotty," died early Wednesday. He was 85.

Doohan died at 5:30 a.m. at his Redmond, Wash., home with his wife of 28 years, Wende, at his side, Los Angeles agent and longtime friend Steve Stevens said. The cause of death was pneumonia and Alzheimer's disease.

I think I can speak for all of those who have enjoyed TOS as much as I have and still do today when I say "One to Beam UP...."

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Just thought this was funny. Also I have a bunch of blogs from this summer that I Have written on paper and have not yet transfered them digitally onto the blog. When Kim leavs I am sure the blog will beback to its original posting schedule. Posted by Picasa
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For one thing dad I would have to tell you one story and then mom another story, this way you can both get the same story and I wont get in trouble. Posted by Picasa